holdencaulfieldthinksuraphony:

donotruninfear:

jennaanne01:

THIS IS IMPORTANT. 

wow.. the fucking story line. speechless. 

It’s such an important time for this film to come out.

(via rocketdango)


nonstaff:

petition to make this the new loading gif

nonstaff:

petition to make this the new loading gif

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comfemgem:

wendycorduroy:

animekanyewest:

german emotions

german memes

tfw deprimiert

(via joshpeck)


textsfromphan:

Louise came home just in time.

-Alice


lets play “how rude can i be until you realize i dont like you”

(via condom)


moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.


fixed it.

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

fixed it.

(via yungblogger)


empty-venus:

Breaking news: White fuckboys on twitter bitching how funny it is that Beyoncé is a feminist when she and her dancers were provocative and half naked. Despite feminism being about empowerment and a woman’s right to do whatever the hell she pleases with it, they just don’t seem to be able to grasp this concept.

In other news, men still don’t know what feminism is, still bitter that they aren’t Beyoncé and still making themselves look like asses on the internet.

And now the weather.

(via joshpeck)


stunningpicture:

Made this for my boyfriend

stunningpicture:

Made this for my boyfriend

(via evelynstar)


crazievoice:

Grandma Cowell

crazievoice:

Grandma Cowell

(via condom)


walrus-in-the-tardis:

mariealbertine:

The time our entire design class dressed up for Halloween as the design teacher (who notoriously almost only wore grey sweaters and always had a cafeteria coffee in hand).
I remember him walking down a super long empty hall and we all just turned the corner at the other end and started running towards him and he ran away yelling “FUcK YOU GUYS” and in retrospect I almost can’t believe he didn’t suffer a heart attack.
Pretty sure we won a pizza party for best costume that year.

IVE SEEN THIS ABOUT TEN TIMES AND IM JUST NOW NOTICING THAT THE ACTUAL TEACHER IS IN THE PICTURE TOO 

walrus-in-the-tardis:

mariealbertine:

The time our entire design class dressed up for Halloween as the design teacher (who notoriously almost only wore grey sweaters and always had a cafeteria coffee in hand).

I remember him walking down a super long empty hall and we all just turned the corner at the other end and started running towards him and he ran away yelling “FUcK YOU GUYS” and in retrospect I almost can’t believe he didn’t suffer a heart attack.

Pretty sure we won a pizza party for best costume that year.

IVE SEEN THIS ABOUT TEN TIMES AND IM JUST NOW NOTICING THAT THE ACTUAL TEACHER IS IN THE PICTURE TOO 

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phan-in-kilts:

i have a blog dedicated to these men.

phan-in-kilts:

i have a blog dedicated to these men.

(via ahmazingphan)


lolatprolife:

dreamofbecoming:

Reasons abortion should be fully covered on all insurance plans:

  • If you can’t afford an abortion, you definitely can’t afford a pregnancy
  • If you can’t afford an abortion, and are forced to carry a pregnancy to term anyway, you sure as hell can’t afford a child

Who the fuck do you think you’re really protecting here?

*slams tankard down on the bar* GODDAMN FUCKING RIGHT

(via lickingwindshields)


huchii-hoee:

BAN THE BRA

I don’t know about you, but my boobs are heavy as bowlingballs. I NEED my bras.

huchii-hoee:

BAN THE BRA

I don’t know about you, but my boobs are heavy as bowlingballs. I NEED my bras.

(via lickingwindshields)


heartofalifer:

the comeback is better than the joke itself

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freecie:

if you put “man” at the end of any sentence its AUTOMATICALLY platonic

"i love you, man."

"stay with me forever, man."

"fuck me hard in the ass, man."

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